Soldier falls over theatrically as bullets scythe through his back, more panicked random firing into undergrowth, more swearing. Cut to unseen enemy tracking two terrified soldiers from the tops of trees with thermal imaging.
Uninfected soldiers fire randomly into undergrowth without actually hitting anything. The platoon is attacked by alien parasites. When it comes to being unoriginal, Codename Outbreak's opening sequence has to be up there with the best of them.ĭense forest. So how does this endeavour end, I hear you ask? Are you sitting comfortably? No? Well stop bloody well slouching then. Which can only mean one of two things.ġ) They've realised the futility of war, started a naturist's commune and discovered the joys of brotherly love, casting away their cammo gear and tossing their weapons into the undergrowth, preferring to spend their days singing songs about trees while running around in their underpants and having casual sex with badgers. A unit of highly trained marines is sent to investigate. It's 2012 and an unidentified object has crashed in a forest in Montana.
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